I had a lot of fun at softball camp today! First day went okay. I was having trouble with catching fly balls for some reason, I’m usually very good at that, considering I’m a right fielder. I dove for one, landed on my left knee and now that hurts kinda bad. I also caught one with my bare hand, stupidest. thing. I’ve. ever. done. I bruised the palm of my right hand and it hurts to move it. Got hurt a lot :))))
CJ Wilson’s ass is amazing. It looks even better in an Angels uniform than it did in a Rangers uniform. But I bet it would look better without a uniform at all
lmfao
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(via darthyankee)
